The salvation of Young Diabolus

The young Diabolus, dealt a death blow and found guilty of a bad note:

that we are particularly plagued by a perilous piece of Pentecostalism that preaches what it practices and practices what it pleases. Yet we follow while we see this because our sense of reason seizes, so we question not our burning gut to refrain from "touching his anointed". My question goes to boxer the horse: Since Napoleon is justifiably a little more equal than the others, can we consent to the contradiction that we were sold a bridge in this diction? Very little for the most and the most for very little, save the twix and m & ms, while joyously sharing a pack skittles.

This is the farce I am forced to sit through: a formal lynching of the devils people, that have questioned the essence of the people of God and turned opaque to a normal see through. The ceremony is launched with a firebrand prayer to cast and to bind the evil. Then the most elite squad is prompted to their station by sounding of the central beagle. As the prayer is said, the chief priest is fed and left to sit on his head. In the middle of the casting, the masking and the tasking the little devil boy keeps asking. We commit the devil boy into the hands of Satan and continue our deep adulation.

Just when all hope appeared to be lost, redemption came in the form of water in a cup:

Do you young diabolus reject Satan? Absolutely,
And all his works? With all my heart,
And all his empty promises? I do
Then by the power vested in me by the saints of history and by God almighty, I christian you Christian, the holy Diabolus ...
 Its a miracle !!! he is saved !!! he is saved !!!! The young diabolus is finally saved !!!